Everyone, please…
…Go out today and vote. Vote for Obama. Yep. There. I said it. I am deliberately going to tell you what to do. Not sway you with facts, or tug you with tales, and coerce you with figures and statistics. I am going to flat out tell you right up the side of the head, with the least amount of modesty and humility, to please: go vote for Barack Obama. Go. Now. Do it. Don’t think about it, let me do the thinking for you. Just go. Do as I say. Vote for Obama. Make him president and let the world become a better place for a while. Please. Really. It’s the right thing. Obama. ‘08.
